It. Was. Awesome.
I mean, I had to suspend my disbelief walking through the waist-high, green corn-maze, but other than that, it was fantastic. I mean, if you're into hillbilly bands, frog-jumping, and fire-juggling men on six-foot unicycles (which I am) than this is the place to be.
Actually, it can be quite scary being in a corn maze in FL. So scary, in fact, that it made moms go wild.
But thankfully our fearless leaders lead us out of the wilderness in time to catch
We saw some real dead-beats
and got spit at (we could have, at least).
After a long day, we rested in a pumpkin patch, which wasn't really a pumpkin patch but a tent with pumpkins placed under it.
Emma asked the nearest woman, "What the heck...doesn't a pumpkin patch imply that the pumpkins will be growing from the ground, waiting for me to pluck them from the vine?"
The woman kept her mouth shut and only blushed,
which sent Emma running back home to where the palm trees and pumpkins know their places.